For a yummy political career, you need juicy publicity. It tastes even better if you're not the one paying for it!
Buffet of the Parliament
Subsidize your lifestyle with these variations over expenses.
The Fake Invoice
When the public purse pays real money for a fake service.
A Good Ol' Bribe
Ten 100-euro notes, an enveloppe, a meeting in the back room of a bar... The good ol' bribe can be mouth-watering!
The Broken Cash Machine
The classic appetizer of using cash and goods paid with public money for your personal use
The Budget that Keeps Giving
Budgetary debates can be tough. Skip them and go straight for the budget changes!
The Credit Card
A classic recipe that everyone loves!
The Direct Bank Transfer
The "all you can eat" buffet of the Parliament
The Emphyteutic Scam
Sometimes the best recipes come with the most unappetizing names. Not only will the emphyteutic lease delight your friends, it is also risk-free!
The Fake Business Card
One ingredient, infinite possibilites for this recipe that will allow you to be whoever you want to be (and rich).
The Fake Public Company
With just a hint of creativity, this recipe can become your favorite!
The Invisible Public Works
A public contract usually involves two things: doing some work and receiving payment. Let your contractor skip the first part and enjoy some of the second one!
The Kickbacks
It's like passing plates around, but with cash!
The Oil Banquet
For a large party, a banquet is de rigueur. With a large oil company and a few friends, you can cook billions and feed hundreds.
The Overpaid Staff Member
Delight your friends and family with the budget set by Parliament for staffing arrangements.
The Police Delice
The sale of confidential information never tasted so sweet.
The « Réserve Parlementaire »
Just like « montée au beurre », some terms of the French cuisine are not translatable.
The Revolving Door
Cook in the public sector while your next position awaits in a large corporation!
The Secret Funds
If you know where to look, you'll find cash reserves in your public administration just waiting to be plundered!
The Confit of Interest
Mix together private interest and public money for the yummiest of all recipes!